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By crispyduck (Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 05:28:16 AM EST) (all tags)
I think I just got the world's dinkiest camera, a lovely little Konica Minolta Dimage XG.


Arrived this morning. The battery's charging right now, so I can't appreciate its full beauty yet. But it sure is dinky - you could probably fit four of them into my old digital camera, which is 4-5 years old and of lesser capability.

Cycle tour

On Sunday I am starting a small cycle-tour, upon which I will be visiting various members of family. Will spend Sunday cycling 90-100 miles to Dorset, to my parents' house. It's my mum's birthday - parents, bro & sis are getting back from holiday the day before - and other sis will be arriving on Sunday having been in Zambia since January. She should be bringing her bloke too, who I so far have met for a grand total of about 30 seconds.

Will spend a couple of days there, then cycle to Dorchester to see the grandparents. Probably stay overnight, then head to Poole / Bournemouth to visit other family. This will take me (a) through Wareham, home of the Purbeck Icecream company. They make chilli icecream, which I am hoping will be in abundance there. And (b) via Corfe Castle, Studland & across Poole Harbour. I was in the Studland area in June, unfortunately in a car, having spent hours in bloody traffic on a fucking lovely day. Resolved that I would have to cycle there some time, and this seems like a gret opportunity. Maybe a bit of Brownsea Island too. Went there on a school trip once, saw loads of peacocks.

Will probably get the train home from Poole.

I'm really excited about it - have done a few long-ish rides now, but with other people. I'll be riding at my own pace and testing my own limits. And taking random pictures of stuff. And if I want to cycle through places like Winterbourne Stickland or Piddletrenthide because they have cool names, then there's nobody to argue with that. You know there's a Christmaspie near where I live. Mmm, christmas pie.

Java

Learning Java for new job. Anybody care to clarify all these bloody XML libraries? I'm supposed to be learning the Apache xerces and xalan libs

From what I can see...
there's javax.xml.* stuff
there's org.w3c.dom.* stuff
and there's org.apache.* stuff

First two look like they're standard Java things, but why are there two different packages? And the Xerces javadocs on the apache site link to the javax.xml.* and org.w3c.dom.* stuff. What's up with that? I thought it was a separate lib.

And where the hell do I get example code for the Apache libs?

Wedding

Went to dgym's mate's wedding @ the weekend, in Tiverton. Short, sweet service, as they should be, at a hotel, with much cake and partying afterwards. Most people stayed in the hotel that night. Morning was interesting, one of dgym's other mates approached us at breakfast, a bit worried that during the course of the evening, his bed had become separated from its legs and was now sitting at quite an odd angle.

Turns out that's where the real party had happened - champagne was ordered, illicit stuff was smoked, champagne was poured into ice buckets by those who had smoked too much illicit stuff, ice buckets were tipped out onto carpets, at least two people were defenestrated (ground floor room) and beds somehow lost their legs. 

I don't know why it was us who ended up rushing to the nearest Homebase at 10:15am, with 45 min before we had to check out, to pick up screwdrivers & glue to fix the bed. So dgym went off to work his DIY magic while I went to pack our stuff. I think it ended up at least looking like a normal bed. They didn't check the rooms when we checked out, so I don't know whether he got away with it.

The traffic sucked getting down there, and we made it to the ceremony with about 2 minutes to spare. But dgym said he was glad he got back in touch with his mate (the one whose wedding it was) at the start of the year. Reminds me, I have old schoolfriends I need to get back in touch with. Well, one in particular who keeps popping up in my dreams.

Hey - finally an opportunity to use the word "defenestrated" other than just mentioning what a cool word it is.

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plspstDUCKpicskthx. by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 05:44:53 AM EST
I am impressed by the use of the word "defenestrated" in a diary. That doesn't happen often.



Well by crispyduck (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 05:56:06 AM EST
The sad thing is, when it was mentioned that people had been chucked out of windows, my reaction was "AHA! So they were defenestrated were they? Hmmm... this is the perfect opportunity for legitimate usage of one of the coolest words ever in my next Husi diary. People will be so impressed!"

no, really.

I now need to incorporate other awesome words into my diaries, such as "kerfuffle" and "lackadaisical".

Will take duck pictures soon.


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It would be better if it had been done by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 06:11:54 AM EST
on a night out in Prague. But still, defenestration of people sounds like high quality debauchery, and excellent fun. Depending on which storey.

Remember, never jump against the windows on a skyscraper to prove how strong they are.

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Defenestrate by spiralx (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 04:52:09 AM EST
Is my favourite word EVAR. Although flibbertigibbet comes close.


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OMGLOR!!!111willthisROFLDUCKpicturehelpthewait? by ROFLCOPTER (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 09:47:43 AM EST


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no. /nq by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 10:51:28 AM EST
no quack

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Java's XML mess by ajf (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 07:43:30 AM EST
javax.xml and org.w3c.dom are in different packages because they were created by Sun and W3C respectively. (There's also org.xml.sax, by someone else again). Because Sun simply adopted the SAX and the W3C DOM classes into the Java class library, they retain their authors' package names.

The javax.xml.parsers package exists so you can create XML parsers without knowing which parser implementation is available (which is a little goofy, since the JDK has had one built-in since 1.4 was released, though you could use Xerces or Aelfred as an alternative if you have reason to).

The javax.xml.transform.* packages provide the same implementation independence for XSLT (though again, the JDK has had a built-in implementation for a couple of years, but you can use something else if you're so inclined).

You probably don't ever need to use the org.apache.* classes from Xerces or Xalan in your own code (unless you're doing something unusual, like writing custom XSLT functions in Java). So if you want sample code, look for examples talking about DOMBuilderFactory or TransformerFactory or the DOM interfaces or whatever, rather than the Apache libraries specifically.

Some recommendations:



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I hope... by xth (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 09:03:10 AM EST
You are not going to use your camera to post more pictures of annoyingly cheesy vermins pets.



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Pets? by crispyduck (4.00 / 1) #6 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 09:15:36 AM EST
Don't have any.

Don't worry, it'll just be pictures of ducks. :)


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Feathery beings are cool. by xth (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 09:36:15 AM EST




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