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By TheophileEscargot (Sat Nov 12, 2005 at 04:15:36 AM EST) (all tags)
Me. Museums: Turner prize.

Multipoll: contemporary art?



Me
More wildlife in the flat woes. Think I made a tactical error in choosing this place: what appealed to me was the hobbit-hole-like nature of it: buried away in the corner surrounded by bushes and greenery. Unfortunately the bushes seem to be a breeding ground for wildlife of all kinds, and my borders are just too porous to keep them out.

This time it's a plague of huge black flies in the bathroom. Have no idea which of the many cavities they're coming from: I keep the windows shut and the extractor fan on. Walked in to discover about twenty of them buzzing around: they seem dopy and possibly stoned. Killed those (took a while) but a few hours later there were half a dozen more. Killed those, but there are yet more there this morning.

What creeps me out is that I'm going away today, back Sunday: will probably find the whole bathroom a seething mass of thousands of them...

Museums
Went to see the Turner Prize candidates at Tate Britain. They seemed pretty crap this year: last year they had some interesting stuff like Osama bin Laden's house and the mannequin on the trapeze recreating a famous painting.

High-concept but dull to look at seemed to be the theme. One guy has a wooden shack that was apparently turned into a boat and moved before being turned back into a shack: still just looks like a shack though. He also has an electric bicycle. There's a painter who paints some bottoms, and black-on-black forest paintings looking like plain black to the casual glance. Also a video installation of one video of his grandmother looking vacant and nostalic at another video of close-up dancing at a place she danced at as a girl. Another guy had some plastic models daubed with paint and things stuck on them.

Maybe all the good artists are on sabbatical. Or more likely, last year's was a fluke. They got a lot of flak for nominees that were too based on issues and reality, so maybe this time they decided to go for hardcore just-the-concept conceptualism.

Recommendation: give it a miss, come back next year.

Me 2
Wedding Blessing Trip: Travelling way too heavy for an overnight stay. Don't fully trust these new, unworn shoes and clothes not to crap out on me, so carrying spare trainers <USian>sneakers</USian>, T-shirt and sweatpants. Annoying since there will be a certain amount of walking to get there.

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Re: Trip by spacejack (4.00 / 1) #1 Sat Nov 12, 2005 at 10:51:51 AM EST
You're not travelling with a fellow named Withnail?



USian English usage trivia by MillMan (4.00 / 1) #2 Sat Nov 12, 2005 at 11:26:08 AM EST
We used the term "cross-trainers" for a while in the late 80's and early 90's, but it largely fell out of use after that. The term referred to athletic shoes only.

"Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no libertarians in financial crises." -Krugman


REI still has a Cross Trainer section by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #3 Sat Nov 12, 2005 at 01:40:46 PM EST

as do most athletic shoe stores, though "trail runners" are rapidly taking their place. At least down here in the South.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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REI by MillMan (4.00 / 1) #4 Sat Nov 12, 2005 at 06:43:37 PM EST
is just ahead of the curve, as it will be in popular use again sometime in the future. The shoe style will always be around, but outside the store people tend to call them tennis shoes or sneakers.

"Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no libertarians in financial crises." -Krugman
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Sluggish flies by hulver (4.00 / 2) #5 Sun Nov 13, 2005 at 07:59:06 AM EST
I hate to say it, but they sound like they've just hatched.

We had that once, the cat dragged a dead bird behind the fridge.

Sluggish flies everywhere. I sucked most of them up with the hoover.
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smart, pretty, sane. pick two - georgeha


stoned flies by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #6 Sun Nov 13, 2005 at 03:19:50 PM EST
its fall. they tend to act like that.
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British contemporary art.... by Tonatiuh (2.00 / 0) #7 Sun Nov 13, 2005 at 06:54:23 PM EST
The best of it is done by old timers like Lucien Freud and the just departed Lord Litchfield (some people make laugh at this, but Litchfield said more about British life and modern social issues than others).

All the others (mostly under 40s, but we have charming creatures like this one) are a bunch of pretenders whose egos and reputations are artificially (and and self servingly) inflated by a clique of mega rich "art collectors".

They live in a incestuous relationship in which the so called "artists" produce crap, the so called collectors buy it at inflated prices, thus the reputation of the "artist" grows and the "collector" sees a very handy ROI.

Britsh plastic arts are in coma at the moment(or maybe it is only the London scene), there is real art going on in the US, Japan, Brazil, Germany, France, Mexico, South Africa and many other places. Most British painters, "conceptual" artists and sculptors feel like frauds to be perfectly honest.

While painters like the Colombian Botero are adressing real issues in their art, others live blissfully unaware of what is going on around them. Unless you think this has a great deep meaning, I have hundreds like that, my cat is nicer and my feet look better.

I just don't understand how these people can deceive so many allegedely knowledgeable people for so long.

When is somebody going to scream "the emperor has no clothes!" ?.



Art by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Nov 14, 2005 at 05:11:13 AM EST
There's always been a lot of crap and the ocassional really good piece, and even rarer than that, maybe every hundred years or so you get a genius like Brughel or Bacon.

Doesn't mean that contemporary art is crap, but it might seem that way because we have to sit through all the crap stuff. Future generations will pick out what's worth keeping.

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