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By crispyduck (Fri Jan 06, 2006 at 10:48:44 AM EST) (all tags)
on the topics of Bromptons, mud and trespassing.


  1. Brompton + muddy canal path + darkness = bad idea
  2. Once on a canal path, you may be on it for some time without the option of an easy exit.
  3. When using a dynamo-lit bike on rough ground where you might have to slow down for tricky bits, make sure the dynamo has a standlight.
  4. Mudguards fill up quite easily, this may prevent wheels from turning.
  5. Nobody's going to come and pick you up when you're half way along a canal path.
  6. It's quite hard to navigate in the dark when you don't know where you're going and you have no map.
  7. If you've given up all hope of knowing where you are or where you're going, and you can see / hear  a nearby main road, but the route to the road is marked as private property... well... you know what to do.
  8. When you find your way onto the private grounds of a manor house, expect large iron gates barring your exit.
  9. Bromptons are remarkably convenient for folding up and pushing under barbed wire fences. Thick winter gloves and nearby trees are very useful when climbing over said fences.
  10. There are things called roads, and good reasons why they were built.

Full discussion: http://www.hulver.com/scoop/story/2006/1/6/104844/1595